cap=Math.round(Math.random()*144-.5); switch (cap) {
case 0: document.write("singing in the rain"); break
case 1: document.write("make it so"); break
case 2: document.write("swing it, mr. paganini"); break
case 3: document.write("but wait, there\'s more"); break
case 4: document.write("in case of emergencies"); break
case 5: document.write("not for the faint of heart"); break
case 6: document.write("common side effects include"); break
case 7: document.write("watch out for po-po"); break
case 8: document.write("pin the tail on the"); break
case 9: document.write("it\'s my \<body\> and i do what i want"); break
case 10: document.write("remember the alamo"); break
case 11: document.write("do you want fries with that"); break
case 12: document.write("i can beatbox"); break
case 13: document.write("i left my heart in san fransisco"); break
case 14: document.write("or something far more sinister"); break
case 15: document.write("goodness knows"); break
case 16: document.write("there\'s a pill for that"); break
case 17: document.write("lol internet"); break
case 18: document.write("who rang that bell"); break
case 19: document.write("racing for pinks"); break
case 20: document.write("mediocrity is boring"); break
case 21: document.write("all nouns can be verbed"); break
case 22: document.write("all generalisations are bad"); break
case 23: document.write("can\'t you read"); break
case 24: document.write("so you want to start a revolution"); break
case 25: document.write("new kewl are power"); break
case 26: document.write("we\'re an american band"); break
case 27: document.write("he remained loyal to david, that is why he is called rei"); break
case 28: document.write("let me hear your war cry"); break
case 29: document.write("mmm mmm good"); break
case 30: document.write("yum yum"); break
case 31: document.write("meat and potatoes"); break
case 32: document.write("the life of pie"); break
case 33: document.write("i\'ll show you the life of the mind"); break
case 34: document.write("can your glue do this"); break
case 35: document.write("smells like victory"); break
case 36: document.write("demented and sad, but social"); break
case 37: document.write("i\'m afraid i can\'t do that, dirk"); break
case 38: document.write("it won\'t save you money on car insurance"); break
case 39: document.write("a little less conversation, a little more \/action plz"); break
case 40: document.write("spitting in your onion rings"); break
case 41: document.write("that\'s how we roll"); break
case 42: document.write("have you ever seen a portal"); break
case 43: document.write("this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me"); break
case 44: document.write("don\'t leave home without"); break
case 45: document.write("et tu brutus"); break
case 46: document.write("whatchoo talkin\' \'bout, willis"); break
case 47: document.write("do you want a piece of me"); break
case 48: document.write("well played, sir"); break
case 49: document.write("beautiful carpet"); break
case 50: document.write("you need some soma-lan"); break
case 51: document.write("can the funicular hide the spring"); break
case 52: document.write("what's in your wallet"); break
case 53: document.write("we love to see you rawk"); break
case 54: document.write("there's never a better time to buy"); break
case 55: document.write("love hurts"); break
case 56: document.write("back in my day"); break
case 57: document.write("anything you can do i can do better"); break
case 58: document.write("try this at home"); break
case 59: document.write("what is hip"); break
case 60: document.write("and i got a permanent just for the occasion"); break
case 61: document.write("betcha can\'t have just one"); break
case 62: document.write("you break it, you buy it"); break
case 63: document.write("capital letters are for the weak"); break
case 64: document.write("keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times"); break
case 65: document.write("just like momma used to make"); break
case 66: document.write("no really, ambition does makes you look ugly"); break
case 67: document.write("you wish you were this cool"); break
case 68: document.write("have you ever seen a portal"); break
case 69: document.write("i\'m afraid i can\'t do that, dave"); break
case 70: document.write("you\'d think i\'d get tired of this"); break
case 71: document.write("is there a doctor in the hizzouse"); break
case 72: document.write("are you sure about this, brain"); break
case 73: document.write("who\'s your daddy"); break
case 74: document.write("mom always liked you best"); break
case 75: document.write("with the circles and arrows"); break
case 76: document.write("cramping your style"); break
case 77: document.write("isn\'t it romantic"); break
case 78: document.write("institution, constitution, and prosperity"); break
case 79: document.write("it\'s hip to be square"); break
case 80: document.write("either i\'m dead right or i\'m"); break
case 91: document.write("why is the rum gone"); break
case 92: document.write("give me some of your tots"); break
case 93: document.write("there\'s no such thing as"); break
case 94: document.write("where are my pants"); break
case 95: document.write("there\'s a lot of these"); break
case 96: document.write("bang"); break
case 97: document.write("if you do that one more time"); break
case 98: document.write("whatever you say"); break
case 99: document.write("how long can you keep that up"); break
case 100: document.write("if\'n i please to"); break
case 101: document.write("careful with that axe"); break
case 102: document.write("red canvas, yellow splotch"); break
case 103: document.write("all i ever wanted to do was"); break
case 104: document.write("no pulp"); break
case 105: document.write("i can\'t believe you read these"); break
case 106: document.write("it\'s what\'s for dinner"); break
case 107: document.write("no, i hear the wind"); break
case 108: document.write("q.e.d."); break
case 109: document.write("ready, set,"); break
case 110: document.write("knights of columbus"); break
case 111: document.write("what it is"); break
case 112: document.write("i\'ll drop you like you\'re hot"); break
case 113: document.write("i can read your mind"); break
case 114: document.write("i drank the rum"); break
case 115: document.write("in soviet russia, the fool pities you"); break
case 116: document.write("sorry don"); break
case 117: document.write("plaid is way better than argyle"); break
case 118: document.write("no fightin, no cussin, just love for"); break
case 119: document.write("yeah"); break
case 120: document.write("if only you knew"); break
case 121: document.write("wouldn't you love to meet"); break
case 122: document.write("won\'t you be my neighbour"); break
case 123: document.write("for the gourd"); break
case 124: document.write("oh no"); break
case 125: document.write("mind the gap"); break
case 126: document.write("we're gonna eat ice cream"); break
case 127: document.write("when i play jazz, i swing both ways"); break
case 128: document.write("riddle me this"); break
case 129: document.write("merlin\'s beard"); break
case 130: document.write("smoking, drinking, never thinking of tomorrow"); break
case 131: document.write("what i need right now is"); break
case 132: document.write("internet explorer fucking blows"); break
case 133: document.write("shouldn\'t you be doing homework"); break
case 134: document.write("air is for the weak"); break
case 135: document.write("are you scantily clad"); break
case 136: document.write("stuck in the system"); break
case 137: document.write("like liquid nitrogen, only cooler"); break
case 138: document.write("now available in stores: the good minus - take"); break
case 139: document.write("cracker what"); break
case 140: document.write("i will not stand for this"); break
case 141: document.write("five second rule"); break
case 142: document.write("i can read your mind"); break
default: document.write("because i\'m better") }